No, they’re not really family. In the Cobra Starship video for Church of Hot Addiction, Gabe falls in love with and marries (and has baby bunnies with) someone in a bunny costume. Then at the start of the video for Send My Love to the Dance Floor, it’s revealed that Patrick is wearing the costume.
Rubeus Remus Potter. You were named after the only two people at Hogwarts who seemed to give shit about me, because come on who else would I name you after? A verbally abusive dickbag who was in love with my mum and gave me shit all my life and someone who convinced a bunch of children that they needed to be soldiers? What kind of awful aspirations would that make you end up having? Come on son I’m not an idiot…
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